I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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