Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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