I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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