She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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