party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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