wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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