Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
