You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i believe in u and ur pee
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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