____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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