im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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