But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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