I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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