I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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