I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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