i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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