I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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