Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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