these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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