We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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