She is in my trunk
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think my moral compass just broke
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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