So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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