did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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