tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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