I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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