So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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