Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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