i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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