fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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