My nipple is on Facebook.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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