I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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