dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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