Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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