4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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