Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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