5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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