So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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