did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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