Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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