She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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