We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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