But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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