yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Sober January is a disaster.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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