So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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