dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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