Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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