I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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