great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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