I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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