I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This house was built for laser tag.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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