forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Randomize
