my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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