I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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