38 yer olds are good kisserssss
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I look better un-naked...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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