all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize