Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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