I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
3 2 1 whiskey
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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